so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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