remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
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I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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