were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
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This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
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Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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