seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
