Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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