Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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