And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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