okay pat passed out under dana's car
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
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3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
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At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
The adults are the big ones right?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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