Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
i dont even know how to be here
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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