Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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