so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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