I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Randomize
