just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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