I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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