I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
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My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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