Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
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Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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