I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
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just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
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Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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