Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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