If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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