u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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