There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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