I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
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His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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