so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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