i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
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At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
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What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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