Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I'm experimenting with sincerity
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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