he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
only you would photoshop your dick
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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