my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I am midnight drunk by noon
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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