they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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