I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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