once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
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I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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