wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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