I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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