he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
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dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
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I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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