my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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