I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
We just shotgunned beers for America
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I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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