I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
you didnt know i had herpes?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
