He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I understand Curling. That high.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
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Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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