i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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