Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
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when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
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I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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