Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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