She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
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The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I AM VODKA MAN
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
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If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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