Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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