KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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