So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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