garbage
garbage dick
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you win
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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