ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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