OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
