just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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