Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Randomize
