I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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