well he's currently spooning the coffee table
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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