That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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