"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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