I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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