Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
True strength comes from lack of pants
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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