Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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